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Introduction

Army stuff, it's great innit? Looking ally and that. But how does it all fit together? What goes in all those exiting pouches and pockets? How do you complete your ensemble so you look like a hollow-eyed Helmand veteran, rather than a paintballer, or spazzy Redcaps extra?
Well, for genuine authenticity you should stuff your pockets with porn, crusty bog paper and fag butts picked up during area cleaning. Your webbing should be disassembled and lying in the bottom of your locker - where you lagged on it after a heavy night on the Herforder - and missing most of the vital components, which you have either sold, lost or lent to a mate on the JNCO Cadre. Your kit will be immaculately ironed, but washed so rarely that the build up of dead skin cells and other detritus creates a form of human starch. Eschew twisties for that "I'm too f*cking operational for this shit" look, making only the loosest effort to t ... Читать дальше »